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Lotteries, Raffles, Games of Chance: People Certainly Like a Bet

The Lure of Easy Cash: Betting - Mattes
From football pools to local/national lotteries, horse racing to snow falling at Christmas, the gambling instinct is strong, despite psychological doubts.

Life assurance, taking a financial risk on how long somebody will live, has been big business since the Romans inaugurated ‘burial clubs’. In the UK, betting on football pools has been around since 1923 (Littlewoods, with Vernons in 1925, Zetters in 1933 and Brittens in 1946). Catering for people to have a flutter or punt on horse or greyhound races, the Cambridge/Oxford Boat Race or other sporting events, on the weather, a bingo card or political fortunes creates a turnover in the UK alone of £95 billion a year at conservative estimates and employs 35,000 people directly and indirectly.

In the USA people gamble on baseball games or other sporting events in exactly the same way. The desire to win big money relatively easily, is a basic human longing. The spin of a roulette wheel, the fall of dice, the turn of a card, the coin in the slot machine: all are temptations that addict many. Psychologists tend to fall into two camps in considering gambling in the psychological make up of humans.

Some think it an extension of normal behaviour; others that it’s a form of deviance. Criminal gangs are known to use forms of gambling as laundering and money raising fronts, and the dangers of perhaps vulnerable, susceptible people risking money on uncertainties is well rehearsed. However, that argument is used to justify investment on the stock market. Buying and selling shares is a form of (approved) gambling.

Ernie: The ‘Safe’ Lottery

The Conservative government announced the birth of Premium Bonds in 1956, to ‘reduce inflation and encourage thrift among those who were attracted not by earning interest but by winning prizes’. When they went on sale in November, they sold £5 million the first day and by the time of the first draw in June 1957, £82 million had been invested. There was a total of 23,000 prizes in the first draw and the top prize was £1,000.

Premium Bonds were the legal, ‘safe’ lottery of the time: if people didn’t win, they could get back their original stake money. Since the 1990s, they have been revamped with annual investment running at over £40 billion in 2010. A one million pound jackpot prize and hundreds of smaller amounts are paid out monthly, tax free.

ERNIE, the nickname of the Bonds, arises from Electronic Random Number Indicator Equipment. Apparently nobody knows who coined the acronym, but the four generations of the machine, each incorporating new technology, have produced a hundred million prizes worth over £9 billion.

UK National Lottery/Lotto

Lotteries or sweepstakes have been in use raising money for centuries, from Rome to China to all parts of Europe to South Americas. The current UK lottery was launched in November 1993, albeit reluctantly by some Members of Parliament who accepted it because legally nothing could stop other national lotteries appearing in Britain. The appeal of this was the amount of money promised for good causes: arts, sports and national heritage. Health and education were added in 1997. Competitive tendering gave the contract to Camelot.

The first lotto draw was televised to an audience of 22 million, but no millionaire was created. The second draw produced four. Every Saturday and Wednesday evenings draws take place on TV, except in September 1997, out of respect for the death of Princess Diana.

A French rival, Euro Lotto, or Euro Millions, launched in 2004, with a weekly draw in Paris and cooperated with Camelot and the Spanish equivalent organization. Since then Austria, Ireland, Portugal, Belgium, Switzerland and Luxembourg have joined. Prizes are allocated according to the ticket sales in each member country. The first British winner cleared £16.7 million, the largest winner to date took £35 million and the most a single European has won so far is 115.6 million euros.

To sustain public interest and keep the cash flowing in, new games are devised regularly. Thunderball, Lotto Hotpicks, Dream Number and Daily Play add to straight chance numbers and scratchcards. For millions of people, weekly lottery spending (averaging £2.50 per person with a 1 in 14 million chance of winning the jackpot) is part of their lifestyles; and the benefits from the donations to good causes has equally become relied upon up and down Britain.

The Tontine

Michael Quinion of World Wide Words explained that a tontine, (named after an Italian banker, Lorenzo Tonti, who founded the idea in France in 1653, though some think it predated that), was a scheme whereby: ‘each subscriber paid a sum into the fund, and in return received dividends from the capital invested; as each person died his share was divided among all the others until only one was left, reaping all the benefits’.

This was the ultimate long term investment, or punt, even in those days, spanning many decades. Quinion pointed out that the original scheme saw the capital reverting to the state when the last survivor died, so: ‘it was really a kind of national lottery’. It was widespread in France, Britain and the USA, where it sometimes funded buildings and public works. Private versions gave the last survivor the capital in full.

As Quinion suggested, the reason for their eventual banning in Britain and the USA (though not in France), was the incentive to kill off other members. This was a wonderful fiction device, taken advantage of by Robert Louis Stevenson in his story The Wrong Box (1889; movie 1966).

The Great Tontine was an 1882 novel published by Hawley Smart. Thomas B Costain wrote The Tontine (1955), beginning in the early 1800s and spanning nearly a century of the lives of princes and paupers, actors, artists, sailors, villains. It was romantic and historically absorbing.

The idea of part-insurance/part-lottery is still appealing. The 20th century invention the ‘endowment policy’ used to fund mortgages, till they went out of fashion in the 1990s, is a modern incarnation of the idea. Few would bet more won’t come in the future.

First published at Suite 101,11 November 2010.

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Hotels in the Arts: Special Places in Film, Music and Literature

The Chelsea Hotel: Inspired Dylan, Cohen & Others - NikkO
Presley’s “Heartbreak Hotel” and The Eagles’ “Hotel California” are not the only hotels, real and imagined, that have played a major part in great arts.

Hotel businesses market themselves on historical events or people, celebrity connections, geographical/movie locations to develop customer bases. Lucy Komisar, in The Travel Lady said: “no longer just places to sleep and shower, hotels are now environments for experience.”

She reckoned in Paris, for example, the left bank Bel Ami (utilising Guy de Maupassant’s 1885 novel) and for art links, the right bank Hilton Arc de Triomphe, should be visited. Such boutique hotels sit alongside guest houses, inns, pubs, clubs and restaurants the world over, exploiting all connections to boost trade.

Hotels in Literature

Hotels are perfect settings for creativity. Hedwig Baum’s novel Grand Hotel (1929; movie 1932) was set in Berlin’s finest hotel about thieves and guests; John Betjeman’s 1937 mock ballad poem The Arrest of Oscar Wilde at the Cadogan Hotel recounted Wilde’s arrest for indecency, and Peter S Beagle’s The Innkeeper’s Song (1993) was a sci-fi fantasy set in an inn called The Gaff and Slasher.

Magill’s Literary Annual described how Mark Rudman’s 1996 poem The Millennium Hotel used a lower Manhattan hotel “to suggest stopping places and temporary residences which characterize life at the end of the 20th century. The hotel and related images (other hotels, casinos, sleepaway camps, and apartments) create the sequence of settings for interlocking poems that segue one into another and make the framework depicting the poet’s life and consciousness.”

John le Carre’s 1993 thriller The Night Manager centres on a hotel in a plot described by Magill Book Reviews as “adventure, romance, and moral ambiguity intertwined.” Monkswell Manor Guest House featured in Agatha Christie’s 1954 play The Mousetrap. William Trevor Cox’s 1981 Beyond the Pale saw four English bridge players annually holidaying in a lodge in County Antrim, Northern Ireland.

Dark Avenues (1943) by Ivan Bunin introduced a mysterious innkeeper “who resembled a gypsy.” The Bass Saxophone (1967) by Josef Škvorecký, set in Nazi-occupied Czechoslovakia, concerned a concert in and around a hotel ballroom. Graham Greene’s tragicomedy The Comedians (1966), set in Haiti, featured Port-au-Prince’s Hotel Trianon.

The Oranging of America (1974) was a historical satire depicting Howard Johnson’s 40-year journey around America visiting his motels and restaurants. A motel room appears in America Hurrah, a 1967 allegorical play by Jean-Claude Van Itallie; Acceptance of Their Ways (1960) by Mavis de Trafford Young is partly set in a pensione on the Italian Riviera and Thomas Mann’s 1954 novel Confessions of Felix Krull, Confidence Man included the role of hotel waiter and thief.

Hotels in Movies

Hotels are often made into films. Fantasy horror The Shining by Stephen King (1977) was set in the Overlook Hotel in the Colorado mountains where the central character (chillingly played by Jack Nicholson in the 1980 movie) was the caretaker. Another well-remembered horror moment was the shower murder in the Bates Motel. There are now Bates hotels/motels and scary theme park rides, but the original from Hitchcock’s 1960 psychological thriller Psycho is on Universal Studios’, Californian movie lot.

Hotel Rwanda (2004), Academy award-winning movie, featured the hotel manager saving lives in war-torn Rwanda; Hotel Paraiso (2001) was a Dutch movie about a family seaside resort in Portugal; Irving Berlin’s song classic song “White Christmas” began life in the much-praised Holiday Inn (1942). There was Ingrid Bergman’s 1956’s The Inn of the Sixth Happiness. Hôtel Terminus (1988) is a documentary about Klaus Barbie, the Gestapo police chief of Lyon, France.

Whether plots require hotels or not, they are loved by film directors. Los Angeles hotels market themselves on movie tourism. Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel was in Catch Me If You Can (2002), Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle (2003), Mighty Joe Young (1998), Internal Affairs (1990) and Beverly Hills Cop II (1987).

The Biltmore Hotel has hosted TV’s Nip/Tuck, 24 and Dirty Sexy Money, Ghost Busters (1984), Wedding Crashers (2005), Rumor Has It (2005), Criminal (2004), Daredevil (2004), House of Sand and Fog (2003), Cruel Intentions (1999), Independence Day (1996), The Bodyguard (1992), Pretty in Pink (1986), Splash (1984), Rocky III (1982) and The Sting (1973). The Westin Bonaventure Hotel provided perfect decor for Strange Days (1995), True Lies (1994), Wonderland (2003), Heat (1995), Lethal Weapon 2 (1989), Rain Man (1988), Blue Thunder (1983) and In the Line of Fire (1993).

Beverly Hills Hotel and Bungalows showcased in Anywhere But Here (1999), Beverly Hills Cop (parts 1 and 2, 1984 and 1987 respectively) and The Bad and the Beautiful (1952). The art deco Sunset Tower Hotel on Sunset Strip was featured in The Player (1992), Get Shorty (1995) and 2003’s The Italian Job.

The Chelsea Hotel: A Unique Place

At 222 West 23rd Street, New York City, NY sits the iconic Chelsea Hotel, beloved of artists, poets, singers and songwriters for decades, notorious for riotous, sometimes drug-fuelled binges and the first to be listed as a NYC cultural preservation site and historic building of note.

Built in 1883 as a private housing cooperative, Chelsea Hotel opened in 1905 and has been a center of artistic/bohemian activity since. Bob Dylan, Leonard Cohen, Ryan Adams, Andy Warhol, Allen Ginsberg, Gregory Corso, Thomas Wolfe, Eugene O’Neil, Arthur C Clarke (who wrote 2001: A Space Odyssey there), Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix, The Grateful Dead, William Burroughs, Jasper Johns, Patti Smith, Larry Rivers, Virgil Thompson, Willem de Kooning, Quentin Crisp and Arthur Miller were among writers and singers who resided and were influenced by it. Dylan Thomas died of alcohol poisoning there in 1953 and Sid Vicious of British punk group The Sex Pistols may have stabbed his girlfriend to death there in 1978.

No single place has played such an inspirational role in so much 20th century high and fictional drama, songs and literature. Taken globally, hotels may prove the most useful buildings in the cultural landscape.

First published on Suite 101, 10 November 2010.

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Modernist/Futuristic Architecture: Shaping Lives, People, History

Turtle House, Egypt: Modern Design - Marc Ryckaert
Modernism is not new: yesterday’s modernist architecture becomes today’s joke becomes tomorrow’s nostalgia. But like all art, it progresses age by age.

Architects cannot start with completely blank paper. There are planning laws, neighbouring older property, local traditions, geography, topography, space, transport, utilities, client needs, economics and political constraints to take into account in every design. Most architects also yearn to make an artistic, creative, innovative and original impact, and ‘futuristic dreaming’ has frequently inspired them.

Obsession with the future is an understandable human trait, reflected in things people do, say, wear, eat and the spaces they live in. Nowadays, such modernism or futurism, is mixed with concern for the environment and resources, with energy and cost, so ‘eco’ and ‘sustainable’ have become part of the language landscape.

Modernism’s Past

According to Trend Hunter: ‘creative architects and designers have been dreaming up futuristic architecture for decades. Although our definition of futuristic changes with every generation, there are a few similarities’.

In identifying offbeat modern designs, they said: ‘every design is jaw-dropping, innovative and aesthetically incredible’. They ranged from futuristic lighting in public spaces, future world eco-cities, sustainable houseboats, self-powered tech homes and other-worldly art museums.

Some believe the roots of Modernism began in the work of Russian-born, London-based architect Berthold Luberkin (1901-1990) who founded the Tecton group of designers. They defied traditional styles, emphasized function, applied scientific, analytical methods in designing, creating often stark buildings that appeared to defy gravity. There was little ornamentation, frequent mass-produced parts and heavy use of metal and concrete.

Stylistic theories and movements that emerged from and/or with modernism included structuralism, formalism, bauhaus, brutalism and minimalism. Swiss-born Le Corbusier (1887-1965) is one example of a designer embracing the theories behind the movement, having acquired interest in the synthesis of arts, and publishing Towards a New Architecture (1917).

His houses were ‘machines for living in’ and during World War 2 he developed utopian ideals along modular building scales, creating massive dwelling blocks that were much criticized. He subsequently specialized in ‘brute concrete and articulated structure’, according to Dennis Sharp in The Illustrated Encyclopedia of Architects and Architecture.

Buildings Define People and Their Times

In 2010 Swiss-born philosopher and creative director of Living Architecture, Alain de Botton commissioned five UK houses by some of his perceived top European architects, which he intended to change the way people look at architecture, harnessing eco-friendly techniques and the natural habitat. He said that though the houses are modern, they’re aware of local character, sensitive to their locations.

One in north Norfolk at Cockthorpe, features a massive traditionally crafted flint wall in a great medieval-style hall. Dune House is near the coast at Thorpeness, Suffolk, while The Balancing Barn near Halesworth, is a 30m stainless steel-clad tube cantilevered over an empty space, with the land side weighed down to counterbalance the overhang.

The Shingle House in Kent and The Secular Retreat in Devon complete the set, all of which are or will be available for holiday rent. De Botton said they are not “spaceships dropped in from other planets, they are like plants that have grown from and deeply understand their local soil. Modern doesn’t have to mean rootless’.

‘Living Architecture’ is also the name of both an American (Texas) company and a movement, defined by Marley Porter: ‘Architecture is all about living. The spaces we inhabit, the places we consider sacred, the magic of space and of time and of gravity, inspire to create this Second Skin for Living In …’ His mission has spanned 30 years to create meaningful, artistic architecture through energy-efficient, holistic and spiritually-charged design.

His is a quasi-religious explanation for modern design. As Tribal Architect to the Navajo Nation he first encountered egoless design: ‘that is not for the architect but for and from the Creator, an integral part of the land, the indigenous materials, the eco-system, the client’s heart, and the insubstantial reality of money’.

Whether building with living straw bale, RASTRA (super insulated recycled polystyrene and cement blocks) or adobe, rammed earth, Cobb or conventional construction, Living Architecture is ‘full of art, common sense and meaning’. Like all movements, artistic or political, it has its vocabulary.

Scandinavian design and projects and companies in Idaho and in New York, among many others, have grasped the phrase ‘Living Architecture’. It’s the natural evolution from fortified homes, to functional human-bases to habitats where people can live in better harmony with each other and their limitations in a crowded world.

Futurism’s Future

While the environmental issue isn’t going away, its absorption into designs for everything from foodstuffs to tourism, from clothes to preserving water to homes, is now well factored in. The pundits are next trying to predict the shape of future houses.

Unlike future universities or tomorrow’s schools which may be in cyberspace, the fact is that people must live somewhere in an often hostile physical environment. All predictions are unlikely, but everybody feels able to have a guess: everyone is an expert.

Frequently past history is a key to the present and therefore the future, so as there was modernism, there followed postmodernism architecture with attendant movements of high-tech, organic and deconstructivism. In a world where technology rapidly changes everything from building materials to design, from power sources to styles for living, there may come post eco-design, a post-postmodernism in architecture.

Man, as an ever inventive and creative being, will apply lateral/new thinking. Today’s modern concerns and buildings may be objects of historical curiosity, but the shape of buildings to come will be very different.

First published on Suite 101, 6 November 2010.

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Creating Great Arts in Hard Economic Times

Is Poverty An Artistic Stimulus? - Steve Evans
Tough periods for the arts and practitioners can be inspirational, producing original and challenging work; but is it necessary to suffer for the arts?

As recession haunts the early 21st Century, and budgets are cut to tackle government debt and borrowing, people ask: What is the role of the arts in hard times? How do they help people deal with both social problems/crises and their own private fears?

Writing in the UK’s Daily Telegraph, 23 October, 2010, Mark Hudson wondered: ‘Is austerity the mother of creativity?’ As a writer himself, he described the difficulty of earning a living writing, particularly in the UK, but said that financial pressure can act as creative spur when people are forced to be inventive to survive.

The same may be true of arts organisations, theatres, dance studios, writers’ centres and groups, evening classes, galleries and museums. In past financial crises/cutbacks in public spending, few such places actually closed permanently.

The Starving Artist in His Garrett

There are examples from literature, film, music, paintings and photography of exciting work created under suffering. Many Impressionist painters died in poverty, their legacies paintings that sell for millions. Artists Vermeer (11 children, lived in poverty and debt) and Vincent van Gogh unable to support himself financially in life; jazz musician Charlie Parker’s drug habit kept him poor; composer Franz Schubert died in poverty at 31; and William Wordsworth and his sister were poor at first, often begging friends for cast-off clothes.

William Blake (1757-1827), poet, artist, engraver and visionary, experienced abject poverty and died in relative obscurity, generally regarded as eccentric if not totally mad. Thomas Paine (1737-1809) influenced English, French and American political philosophy but died in poverty. Prolific US writer William Sydney Porter (pen name, O Henry) (1862-1910), business failure, spendthrift and alcoholic, died broke.

Charles Dickens’ 1854 novel Hard Times was mostly written for monetary reasons. Sparknote described the context: ‘Workers, referred to as “Hands”, were forced to work long hours for low pay in cramped, sooty, loud, and dangerous factories. Because they lacked education and job skills, they had few options for improving their terrible living and working conditions. With the empathy he gained through his own experience of poverty, Dickens became involved with organizations that worked to alleviate the horrible living conditions of the London poor’.

According to Finnish authors Petri Liukkonen and Ari Pesonen (2008), George Orwell (1903-1950) who’s real name was Eric Blair ‘lived as tramp and beggar, working low paid jobs in England and France (1928-29). He picked hops in Kent as a migratory laborer and once tried to get himself arrested as a drunk to have knowledge about life in prison. Orwell’s experiences in poverty gave material for Down and Out in Paris and London (1933), however he was never a full-time vagrant, but stayed every now and then with his older sister or parents, and plunged to the lower depths of society like an explorer’. Orwell wrote: ‘The Paris slums are a gathering-place for eccentric people … Poverty frees them from ordinary standards of behavior, just as money frees people from work.”

British pop group UB40, named after the 1980s’ unemployment benefit claim form, became a high-selling band around the world, with reggae-based music. The impression/rumour, if not total reality, was that all the band were unemployed, driven to seek music business fame and fortune with unique musical styles because of it.

English painter LS Lowry (1877-1976) was famous for his industrial scenes from the 1920s northern England in his unique style (urban landscapes peopled by matchstick men) portraying the reality of working class grafting, Although his mother died in debt, he neither lived nor died poor.

Commentator Donald Pittenger writing at 2Blowhards suggested Industrial Design flourished during the depressed 30s. He recognised the 30s/40s as a ‘golden age’ for the Hollywood movie (42nd Street, King Kong, Mutiny on the Bounty, Modern Times, Gone With the Wind, Citizen Kane and Casablanca, to take a few).

He identified German arts creativity during the 1919-1933 Weimar Republic; French arts thrived ‘1868-1878 as the country stumbled through the final years of the Second Empire, defeat by the Prussians in 1870, the Paris Commune of 1871 and the burden of reparations to the German Empire in the years following the war’.

He argued post-war Italy experienced tough times, yet produced quality films and designed outstanding cars and fashion. ‘Clearly, bad times do not necessarily mean bad times for the arts’. He also asserted that better economic times neither are bad for arts.

Songs from Slavery and Suffering

Without denying the hardship, unfairness and brutality of war, slavery and torture, the fact is that such things have enriched creative arts (songs, drama like Pinter’s One For the Road, novels, poetry, cinema). Slave songs from the USA, for example, became part of the mainstream catalogue of today’s global cultural/musical fabric.

America’s public media enterprise PBS said, in describing the soundscape of slavery: ‘Today, slave music is usually grouped in three major categories: Religious, Work, and Recreational songs. Each type adapted elements of African and European musical traditions and shaped the development of a wide range of music, including gospel, jazz, and blues’.

In The Soul Review, John Ponomarenko said: ‘The fact that contemporary soul descended from an amalgam of Gospel music and R&B is beyond question, but if we trace its roots back still further we come to the point from which all Afro-American music evolved, slave songs. Before the Civil War, the crime of helping slaves to escape was punishable by death. For this reason slaves started to put coded messages into their songs, so they could communicate in ways that the ‘massa’s’ could not understand’. Trouble, strife, fear and hardship: the essence of music, poetry and literature.

Canadian poet and songwriter, Leonard Cohen, was accused of creating songs to commit suicide by as a master of misery. Lowry and van Gogh both unintentionally inspired songs (Pictures of Matchstick Men by Status Quo, 1968 and Vincent by Don McLean, 1971), in just one example of how the arts feed off each other. How arts are created through misery is still a matter of debate, while remembering that genius and madness can be close relatives too..

First published on Suite 101, 30 October 2010.

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Acronyms Have Become a Language in Their Own “Write”

Margaret Thatcher: TINA, There is No Alternative - US Dept of Defense
Officialdom, bureaucracy, media and people love acronyms, especially when they make a word that stands alone and means what the abbreviation actually is.

The use of abbreviations to describe lengthy organisational names and regularly used terms in daily life has become well established. RAM (Random Access Memory) is universal in computers. Politics has embraced them wholesale. GOP is equally: Grand Old Party, Gallant Old Party or God’s Own Party. ACLU is American Civil Liberties Union and in the UK SNP is readily acknowledged as Scottish National Party. FLOTUS (First Lady of the United States), GOTV (Get Out the Vote) and WaPo (Washington Post) need little explanation in the USA.

In the currency of communication across boundaries, an agreed, concise and comprehensible way of describing complex issues and structures is essential. It’s crucial in politics and its bed-mate, the media. Abbreviations and alphabetisms are a handy way of coding.

Political and Economic Acronyms

Acronyms such as FOREST (Freedom Organisation for the Right to Enjoy Smoking Tobacco), NASA (National Aeronautics and Space Administration), SMART (Specific, Measurable, Achievable, Realistic Timely), PIN (Personal Identification Number) and MAD (Mutually Assured Destruction) have become familiar parts of the language landscape. Each generation in politics and current affairs generates its own terminology.

MARILYN (Manning and Recruitment in the Lean Years of the Nineties) was the first intimation that an aging population would soon outnumber younger workers (and taxpayers) by several times, in the 1990s. TINA (There Is No Alternative) became the justification for Conservative economic monetary policies in the UK during the 1980s and 90s.

NIMBY (Not in My Back Yard) and its linguistic-evolution NIMBYISM described opposition to a planning or economic development (like new homes or wind farms near somebody’s open space or view). Often the objectors approved the principle of the development; they just didn’t want it near them: a dog-in-the-manger approach.

YUPPIES were Young Urban Professionals and DINKS were Double Income, No Kids – youngish urban professionals enjoying the economic profligacies of the last years of the 20th century. Labour Prime Minister Gordon Brown, when Chancellor of the Exchequer, embraced a female name to explain his rules of economics on public borrowing: Prudence. It was not officially an acronym, but people came up with their own from sensible to satirical, including Preferred Restraint Under Difficult Economic Needs & Choices Exercised.

In the autumn of 2010, Mervyn King, Governor of the Bank of England, claimed that the NICE (Non-Inflationary Consistent Expansion) decade of the first years of the 21st century was over, giving way to a new SOBER period (Savings, Orderly Budgets, Equitable Rebalancing).

Multi-Use of Special Terminology (MUST)

Many acronyms are shared. For example, RADAR (Radio Detection And Ranging) has become an accepted word, radar, standing alone as a noun in aviation and military usage. However, it also stands for: Royal Association for Disability And Rehabilitation (London, England); Regional Alcohol and Drug Awareness Resource; Rational Assessment of Drugs and Research (Australia); Register of Australian Drug and Alcohol Research (Australia); Rural AIDS and Development Action Research (South Africa); and Radio Association Defending Airwave Rights.

RADAR is also Reflective Agents with Distributed Adaptive Reasoning; Radio’s All-Dimension Audience Research; Rights, Availabilities, Distribution, Analysis, and Reporting; Random Access Digital Audio Recorder; Risk Assessment and Decision Analysis Research Group (Queen Mary and Westfield College, London, England); Resource And Data Activity Repository and Removing Aggressive Drivers and Road Rage.

The advent of emails, text-speak and electronic abbreviations have given birth to a range of new acronyms in communication and finance, such as LOL (Laugh Out Loud, or Lots Of Love), ATM (At This Moment, as well as Automated Teller Machine), OMG (Oh my God!), B4N (Bye For Now) and B2B (Business to Business). Some reflect a modern, cynical world-weary life view: BTDT (Been There, Done That) with its appendix GTTS (Got the T-Shirt), BTOBD (Be There or Be Dead) or CRAFT (Can’t Remember a Flipping Thing).

In the 1960s SCUM (The Society for Cutting Up Men) pushed forward a radical, serious feminist agenda. The Simpsons TV series played comically with an acronym from Springfield Heights Institute of Technology. In medicine, military and general slang, acronyms have become ubiquitous. In between the deadly serious and the funny, they become a habit, a party game of making up short-hand descriptors, the clearer the better, as plain speaking is essential, unless language is mangled for more poetic reasons.

There are more than four million acronyms and abbreviations in use so far. And every day, people somewhere invent new ones: an acronym (A Clever Round-up Of New Young Meaningless/Meaningful Sayings) for every occasion.

First published on Suite 101, 27 October 2010.

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Making Fun of Parliament & Politicians: A Fine British Tradition

Parliament Can Be Lampooned Inside & Out - Christine Matthews
Britain has long enjoyed a liberty to deflate political pomposity and bring egos to earth with art, print & performance that is envied in other democracies

In July 2007, Press Gazette reported that New Zealand’s Parliament voted ‘far-reaching powers to control satire and ridicule of MPs in Parliament, attracting a storm of media and academic criticism’. The new standing orders dealt with use of images of Parliamentary debates, and made it a contempt of Parliament for anyone to use footage of the chamber for “satire, ridicule or denigration”.’

No such prohibition yet exists in the UK. Indeed, there is a tradition of criticising policies and politicians through comedy, satire, ridicule, lampooning and caricature. The UK Parliamentary website argues that political satire ‘represents a distinctive and innovative tradition in British art and is an important part of the Parliamentary Art Collection, key to documenting the political past and its people’.

Long History of Satire

Parliament has preserved works by ‘William Hogarth (18th century), John Doyle and James Gillray (19th century). End of 19th/beginning of 20th century is seen through images from the weekly magazine Vanity Fair and the work of The Standard’s first political cartoonist, David Low. The collection also has contemporary works by Gerald Scarfe including one of Tony Blair as Prime Minister, a large donated political memorabilia collection and two Spitting Image puppets’.

Samuel Johnson (1709-1784) like all members of the public, was forbidden from listening to 18th century Parliamentary debate. He used second-hand account and gossip to produce Parliamentary Debates in The Gentleman’s Magazine, disguised as fiction; literally, a ‘sketch’ like an artist’s impression. Thus was born the sketch writing tradition .

In 1803 debates were opened to public scrutiny, so the need to fabricate was removed. However, Parliamentary sketch writers are known to be creative. Charles Dickens (1812-1870) wrote two sketches in The Evening Chronicle (March and April 1835), The House and Bellamy’s, put together in Sketches by Boz (1837), A Parliamentary Sketch, a Short Story. His incisive character observation and mastery of language led George Gissing (1857-1903) to pay this tribute: ‘Humour is the soul of his work. Like the soul of man, it permeates a living fabric which, but for its creative breath, could never have existed’.

More recently, William Rees-Mogg paid tribute to The Daily Telegraph and The Spectator writer Frank Johnson, in an obituary in The Times, December 18, 2006. It summed up a sketch writer. ‘In a profession that exists for the purpose of criticism… a pretty ruthless satirist, but always showed an underlying affection even for his most preposterous victims… Prime Minister Ted Heath regarded sketch writers as subversives’.

Annabel Crabb, Australia’s ABC Online’s chief political writer described in The Sydney Morning Herald (January 2010) her year in Britain in the 1990s, when she became acquainted with the ‘art of the poisoned pen’ through Times’ sketch writer, Matthew Parris. He served briefly as a Conservative MP (West Derbyshire) but found his niche writing: ‘affectionate and mischievous portrayals of Westminster’s principal cast’.

Most of the paper reported news; Parris gave her ‘the rich lunacy of politics and a whiff of what it was like to be John Major, then Prime Minister, whose promise to bring British politics ‘back to basics’ had rather unluckily coincided with an unprecedented outbreak of conspicuous debauchery among his colleagues. Parris combined a good historical knowledge of politics and a sympathy for his subject with an elegantly whimsical writing style’.

In describing one-time leadership challenger John Redwood as ‘not actually human at but ‘a new creature, half human, half Vulcan, brother of the brilliant, cold-blooded Spock’, Parris found a molecule of truth in a literary sense, and spun it into a myth that perpetuated among an impressionable public.

The Power of Television in Mockery

Crabb also said: ‘Common criticism of sketch writers’ art is that it’s essentially insulting; that in poking fun at politicians and concentrating on their quirks of personality, the sketch writer reduces the noble cause of politics to low comedy’. Low or high, the fact is that Parliament is frequently perceived by those inside and out, as theatre.

This sense of entertainment has been reinforced by television. Dick Fiddy writing for the Museum of Broadcast Communications (2010) explained the idea for That Was the Week That Was (known as TW3) came from BBC Director General, Hugh Greene, who wanted to ‘prick the pomposity of public figures’. It also owed something to earlier student satirical shows like Beyond The Fringe.

Fiddy believed that increased theatre/cinema liberalism in early 1960s Britain, allowed discussion/dissection of news and newsmakers that was ‘savage, unflinching in its devotion to highlight cant and hypocrisy and seemingly fearless in its near libellous accusations and innuendos’. A hard-hitting approach, innovative camera angles, flexible material and lampoons/acid wit was a winning formula, carried into a US version in 1964-65.

Not The Nine O’Clock News, a satirical sketch show broadcast between 1979-1982, owed much to its predecessor and paved the way for even more parody. Spitting Image was a 1984-1992 TV satirical triumph pulling 12 million weekly viewers, employing grotesque latex puppets conceived by two art students Peter Fluck and Roger Law to caricature famous figures. This went beyond joking about Parliament’s players and habits.

Mark McDermott, also writing for the Museum of Broadcast Communications, said the British public were either offended or delighted by ‘lampooning the Royal family: the Queen was portrayed as a harried housewife, beset by randy, dullard children and screaming grandkids. Britain’s most cherished figure, the Queen Mother, appeared as a pleasant, boozy, great-grams’.

Margaret Thatcher’s Conservative government was a constant target. He said: ‘her puppet was a needle-nosed Reagan groupie consulting with Hitler on immigration policy and selling off England’s infrastructure to baying packs of yuppies. Her successor, John Major, was portrayed as a dull, grey man who ate nothing but peas. Opposition Labour leaders, including Neil Kinnock as “Kinnochio,” were pilloried for their inability to challenge decades of Tory rule’.

McDermott pointed out that Spitting Image parodies reached status like that of Mad Magazine in the early 1960s, when the caricatured took it as a sign that they had “made it”. One-time Tory leadership contender Michael Heseltine is famous for trying to buy his Spitting Image likeness and keeping framed cartoons of himself on his walls. He is not alone.

In the public eye, even being satirised is better than being ignored. Some, like former MP George Galloway go one stage further: happily ridiculing himself in Celebrity Big Brother without any help from cartoonists.

First published on Suite 101, 20 October 2011.

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Celebrities’ Jobs and Head-Starts Before They Were Famous

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Some famous people get a lift-up in life from already successful parents; others have to work their way up from unpromising, often humble, beginnings.

Stories and pictures about celebrities, particularly when they were children or high school kids seem to be endlessly fascinating. The lives of such people who started other careers before they heard fame knock on their door calling them to public stages, are equally absorbing. Reality TV shows like America’s/Britain’s Got Talent or The X Factor frequently take older people or starry-eyed teenagers from colleges, supermarket check-outs, restaurants, telesales or almost anything except what they once only could dream about.

British comedians and presenters Clive Anderson and Harry Hill were both general medical practitioners and magician Paul Daniels was an accountant before deciding that they could earn more making people laugh. They set aside serious qualifications for careers in showbiz spotlights. Many others work, like actors ‘resting’, to make ends meet until their big breaks.

Celebrities’ Early Embarrassing Jobs

According to Hardly Famous: ‘Before they were famous, celebrities had normal jobs. They acted in TV commercials and weird movies, they worked in sales, in factories and in other odd jobs. The unique path that each celebrity took to stardom proves you can make it to the top even from humble beginnings.

Tom Cruise joined a seminary to become a priest as well as spending a short time in Kentucky where he was a paperboy for the Louisville Courier-Journal before Hollywood.

US TV host David Letterman was ‘a stock boy at Atlas grocery store in Indianapolis, a weatherman on the local news and a writer on the TV show Good Times.’ Johnny Depp worked as an over-the-phone pen salesman. Simon Cowell started as a mail-room clerk at EMI. Bette Middler worked in a pineapple processing factory and Frank Sinatra as shipyard riveter.

The list of the famous doing unlikely previous work, is very long. It includes: Charles Bronson (coal miner), Marlon Brando (ditch digger), Clark Gable (necktie salesman), Greta Garbo (lather girl in a barbershop), Lady Gaga (waitressing), Bill Gates (Congressional Page while at Harvard), Richard Gere (studied philosophy while on a gymnastics scholarship), Whoopi Goldberg (bank teller and bricklayer) and Warren Beatty (rat catcher).

Hardly Famous cited Mariah Carey as ‘beauty school dropout’; Kurt Cobain (janitor); Cheryl Cole as child TV ad star (British Gas) and Sean Connery’s first job as: ‘delivering milk for St. Cuthbert’s Co-operative Society in Scotland. After three years in the Royal Navy, he held odd jobs (still a teenager) including truck driver, brick layer, lifeguard, coffin polisher, and artist’s model for the Edinburgh College of Art. In his twenties, he pursued a career in bodybuilding, and was placed 3rd in 1953’s Mr. Universe’. French President Jacques Chirac spent a summer in the US in the 1950s taking classes at Harvard and working for Anheuser-Busch.

Street Directory revealed others in jobs that some might regard as embarrassing later on: Sir Bob Geldof (pea canner); Sylvester Stallone (porn movie star); Rod Stewart (grave digger); Madonna (worker at Dunkin’ Donuts and nude modeling); Michael Dell (restaurant dishwasher); Helen Mirren (attracting riders to amusement park at Southend, Britain); Jack Nicholson (mailroom worker, toy store employee and lifeguard). Jerry Seinfeld sold lightbulbs and Brad Pitt ‘handed out flyers outside El Pollo Loco Restaurant in Los Angeles dressed in a chicken suit!’

Children of Famous Get Career Head Starts

Before fame in Hannah Montana, Miley Cyrus got her start by appearing in a 2003 episode of her father’s short-lived series Doc. Angelina Jolie, daughter of film actor Jon Voight, wanted to be a funeral director before appearing in music videos and on to the silver screen in her own right. Former Beatle Paul McCartney’s daughters, Stella and Mary, have made successful careers in fashion and photography, respectively, at least partly in their own strengths.

Michael Douglas became more famous than his actor father Kirk, and Charlie Sheen made more waves than his famous father, Martin. However, some children of famous parent(s) grow up in a shadow, not just failing to find the spotlight themselves, but often not wanting to.

Michael Ventre at Today Entertainment reported in October 2010 the feelings of Adam Klugman, who grew up as his father Jack was at the height of his fame on cinema and TV screens, in 12 Angry Men, Days of Wine and Roses, The Twilight Zone, The Fugitive and Quincy. He said: ‘The glare of somebody else’s personality outshines you’. The younger Klugman became a successful film editor and wrote a screenplay about growing up as the child of a celebrity.

While many offspring live fulfilled careers and lives untroubled by famous parents, Ventre reported the cases of 18 year old Michael Bryan, son of Marie Osmond, and 41 year old Andrew Koenig, son of Walter, killing themselves while depressed. Redmond O’Neal, son of Ryan O’Neal and Farrah Fawcett had a troubled lifestyle.

He quoted Los Angeles psychiatrist John Altman, who treated many celebrity children: ‘The child may feel he or she won’t measure up to a hyper-idealized version of the famous parent.’ There is often confusion with the real parent and the one on the movie or television screen, especially if the actor is killed or injured on screen.

Personal scandals like infidelity or drugs can cause havoc in a young person’s life and often they do not want to use parental connections to carve out their own niches. In the case of Bob Dylan, there is some confusion about how many children he produced and with how many women. Jakob went into the music business, and while he built his career, refused to talk much about his famous dad. Once an established artist, he was prepared to acknowledge his early education around his dad’s music and musicians.

So, for some people having a famous parent giving them a leg up the ladder works; but for others crawling from a dead-end gutter is better motive to get into the big time. Either way, once at the top, every aspect of their lives can be endlessly fascinating, almost to the point of celebrity worship.

First published on Suite 101, 17 October 2010.

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The Waiting Game: Playing For Life’s Meaning in Literature

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Most writers inspired by the theme of humans made to wait, have used it to say life is hopeless, pointless and futile. That could be seen as depressing.

The human need or compulsion to wait, is both natural as a feeling, and obvious as a theme for literature and movies. Waiting is stronger than queueing. It’s not standing in line for rations, for a ride at a theme park; it’s a wait which can take years, and perhaps with no apparent purpose.

‘It’s better to travel hopefully than to arrive to disappointment’ is an old adage. Anticipation can be fun in itself, excitement about something pleasant can add to the joy. However, dashed hopes, the wait for something intangible or terrible is more appealing to creatives. The idea of getting justice or revenge from bureaucracy has never been straightforward.

Shakespeare suggested the theme. In Hamlet, two minor messengers, Rosencrantz and Guildernstern are sent to Hamlet, to wait on instructions. Cleverly developed into an absurdist, existentialist tragi-comedy by Tom Stoppard in 1966, the pair became central characters playing games while they ponder the meaning of their existence. In the movie of the play, Rosencrantz and Guildernstern Are Dead (1990) the barren wilderness they travel through added to a sense of despair, a hell on earth.

Waiting for Godot

As soon as life’s meaning, waiting and literature are put together, most people think of Samuel Beckett’s enigmatic masterpiece Waiting for Godot (1948). Written after the war, it contained many elements of what later became known as absurdist drama, that life had lost all meaning.

Joseph P Crabb explained Absurdist Theatre as a term coined by theatre critic Martin Esslin in 1962, as drama which ‘presented on stage the philosophy articulated by French philosopher Albert Camus in his 1942 essay, The Myth of Sisyphus, in which he defines the human condition as basically meaningless. Camus argued that humanity had to resign itself to recognizing that a fully satisfying rational explanation of the universe was beyond its reach’.

Margaret Gumley wrote in 2007 on Literature Study Online that the play is: ‘man waiting for life to unravel its mysteries. It is man and his conscience, man’s inhumanity towards man. It is the question of meaning. Is there a meaning? Are we right to look for answers or should we go blindly forward while we can, pausing only to give our feet an airing, because the answers, like Godot, will never come and nothing we think or do will make any difference’.

Some critics believe that William Gerhardie’s comic novel on Russian themes, Futility written after 1918, published in 1922, was the forerunner of what critic Michael Holroyd in 1971 called the ‘waiting motif’ that Beckett picked up on later. The central character is an Englishman brought up in Russia with a passion for the unreachable middle daughter, Nina. Her father gathered squabbling dependents and his hope of a fortune rose while his actual wealth diminished. As Holroyd explained: ‘when asked at a crucial stage what he will do, he decides: I think I’ll wait. It can’t be long now’.

Franz Kafka: Master of the Hopeless Bureaucratic Wait

For those later generations familiar with the labyrinthine workings of officialdom, and the hopelessness of individuals beating the system, a wait for years is all too normal. Dickens noted the problem in the courts. Mantex described Bleak House (1852-53) as ‘a powerful critique of the legal system. Characters waited to gain their inheritance from a will which was the subject of a long-running court case and were ruined when the delays and costs of the case swallowed up the whole estate’.

Franz Kafka’s novel The Trial (1925) was described by Cummings Study Notes as: ‘a novel that expresses the frustration, anxiety, and loneliness of a man living in a country with an oppressive government that orders his arrest and trial without ever informing him of what he supposedly did wrong. What happens to him is tragic and, at the same time, darkly humorous’. The waiting of not only the protagonist, but the hundreds of others waiting for years, without understanding, usually unquestioning is the tragedy revealed in their meaningless lives.

It was caught graphically in the movie (1962 and 1993) of the novel, and picked up by British playwright Alan Bennet in his TV play, The Insurance Man (1986), where he took the fact that Kafka had worked in a workers’ insurance claim company, and in the quest for a name for his condition caused by working in a dye factory, a young man encountered only pointless waiting, official redirecting, spirals and circles of despair.

Other Uses of Waiting in the Arts

Waiting for the Barbarians (1980) by JM Coetzee was described byEnotes.com as: ‘the meditative and melancholy tale of an aging colonial magistrate’s futile struggle against the stupidity, brutality, and racism of a government which he had served complacently all of his life’. It was psychological realism/political allegory. Waiting to Exhale (1992) by Terry MacMillan is decribed also by eNotes as: ‘the story of four college-educated, middle-class black women who relied on one another to overcome a number of personal and professional crises’. This was socio-cultural, socio-political writing.

The Waiting City (2010) an Australian feature film, by Claire McCarthy, is described by Australia Talks as ‘the story of a young couple’s journey to India to collect their adopted baby, a journey which exposed the vulnerability of their marriage’.

In contrast to waiting concentrated on futility, the documentary Waiting for Armageddon (2008) was described by New York Times’ Jeanette Catsoulis as ‘the apocalyptic beliefs of American evangelists who illuminate a worldview marked by absolute certainty and chilling finality’.

She said: ‘The directors observe a cross section of articulate evangelicals and accompany a Christian group on a revealing trip to Israel. But whether rhapsodizing about the Rapture (when believers will be transported heavenward en masse) or teasing out the Tribulation (seven years of suffering for the rest of us), these Christians view the approaching Armageddon with eager anticipation.

For them the wait has point and purpose, because their lives do, too.

First published on Suite 101, 11 October 2011.

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UK Christmas Number One Hits: Time to Grow Out of Them

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Antithesis of seasonal goodwill, the Christmas bestseller is invariably controversial, often totally irrelevant to the season and now certainly out of date.

Often seen as a badge of honour for artists, the race for the Christmas Number One single dominates news and record company/artiste planning for months on end. The Christmas chart used to last for two weeks over the Christmas/New Year season, so it was much prized in commercial terms, if not artistic.

UK charts started in 1952, after appearing in New Musical Express; before that, figures were based on sales of sheet music. Once the charts began, the immediate controversy arose over how to measure the Christmas winner. The UK Christmas Number One was that at the top of the UK Singles Chart on the week before Christmas Day, based on Sunday to Saturday sales, but before 1987 results were released on a Tuesday through the need for manual calculations. A ‘week-ending’ measurement gave a slightly different chart.

In the late 1960s, the pirate radio stationssolved all these problems simply by creating their own charts all the year round, based on what was commercially astute for themselves.

The Chart List

Al Martino started it off with Here In My Heart in 1952, followed by Frankie Laine, Answer Me and then Winifred Atwell with Let’s Have Another Party. Dickie Valentine won it in 1955 with Christmas Alphabet; Johnnie Ray in 1956, Just Walkin’ in the Rain; 1957’s was Harry Belafonte, Mary’s Boy Child and It’s Only Make Believe from Conway Twitty topped the 58 chart.

1959 saw Emile Ford & The Checkmates, What Do You Want To Make Those Eyes At Me For ; 1960, Cliff Richard & The Shadows, I Love You; 1961’s was Moon River from Danny Williams and Elvis Presley hit it in 1962 with Return to Sender. The next three Christmases saw The Beatles top of the tree, with I Want To Hold Your Hand, I Feel Fine, Day Tripper/We Can work It Out. Tom Jones cut in front in 66 with The Green Green Grass of Home, and the Beatles came back in 67 with Hello Goodbye.

The comic song Lily the Pink (Scaffold) made it in 68, and Rolf Harris’ sentimental ballad Two Little Boys in 1969. In 1970 rock and roll had a go with Dave Edmund’s I Hear You Knockin’, before comedian Benny Hill inflicted Ernie (The Fastest Milkman In The West). In 1972 the public bought into cutesy child Little Jimmy Osmond with Long Haired Lover From Liverpool.

Birmingham group Slade came on in 73 with Merry Xmas Everybody, one that is regularly given an airing well into the 21st century, as is Mud’s Lonely This Christmas. Queen’s operatic masterpiece Bohemian Rhapsody was top in 1975, but again, it had no seasonal value at all, unlike Johnny Mathis (1976), When A Child Is Born. Paul McCartney and Wings did Mull of Kintyre for 1977, and then it was back to something more relevant in Boney M’s version of Mary’s Boy Child.

Pink Floyd’s Another Brick in the Wall was 1979’s; St Winifred’s School Choir with the tear-jerker There’s No One Quite Like Grandma in 1980; The Human League, Don’t You Want Me Baby, Renee & Renato’s Save Your Love and the Flying Pickets made it tops in 1983, with Only You.

Charity and Christmas Records

The multi-performer group Band Aid, put together to have a hit and raise money for Third World Aid was a natural Number One in 1984, Do They Know It’s Christmas? The following year, rocker Shakin’ Stevens had Merry Christmas Everyone; Jackie Wilson’s Reet Petite was 1986’s, a reworking of a tune from 1957 and The Pet Shop Boys got their electro version of Always On My Mind there in 1987. Cliff Richard scored his first solo Christmas top in 1988 with Mistletoe and Wine, and the next year Band Aid were back in revised form for Do They Know It’s Christmas?, followed by Cliff Richard back with Saviour’s Day in 1990.

Queen’s Bohemian Rhapsody coupled with These Are the Days of Our Lives was 1991’s, becoming the only song to have hit top twice by same artists. Whitney Houston’s I Will Always Love You was 1992; the absurd Mr Blobby’s Mr Blobby was the joke success of 1993, and East 17 with Stay Another Day hit 1994. In tune with the environmental movement, Michael Jackson’s Earth Song was 1995’s. The Spice Girls then hit three years in a row with 2 Become 1, Too Much and Goodbye.

Westlife made it in 1999 with I Have A Dream/Seasons In The Sun; another joke in 2000, Bob The Builder, Can We Fix It? followed in 2001 by Robbie Williams & Nicole Kidman with the old Frank and Nancy Sinatra hit, Somethin’ Stupid. Competition winning group Girls Aloud reached the top in 2002 with Sound Of The Underground; 2003, Michael Andrews featuring Gary Jules in Mad World, with Band Aid 20 back again in 2004, revising Do They Know It’s Christmas?

Then began the era of the winners of competition show The X Factor automatically providing the Christmas Number One. Shayne Ward with That’s My Goal in 2005, Leona Lewis, A Moment Like This, in 2006, Leon Jackson, When You Believe in 2007, and the old Leonard Cohen song Hallelujah in 2008 by Alexandra Burke. A spanner was thrown into the works in 2009, when an internet campaign to deprive X Factor champ Joe McElderry off the top slot, gave it to the inappropriate Rage Against The Machine with Killing In The Name.

Geeky Statistics

That social networking campaign gave the prize to the first download-only single, and it was the most downloaded sales ever in a single week in UK charts. As technology advances, the ways of measuring chart success have to move too. In the meantime, stats lovers can revel in more data.

The Beatles are the only performers credited with 4 Christmas number ones; and Paul McCartney shared those four, plus further honours as part of Wings, Band Aid and Band Aid 20. The original version of Do They Know It’s Christmas? is the second-best selling single in UK chart history.

All well and good and very interesting, of course. But does it matter any more? In the age of more downloads than CD sales, more interest in albums than singles, more streaming of entertainment, isn’t the pop UK Christmas Number One single past its sell-by date?

First published on Suite 101, 9 October 2010.

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Pop Songs and Band Names Inspired By Places, Names and Numbers

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A great party game, or one to occupy everybody on long journeys: think of all the song titles about places, people, night, day, love, clowns, food, colours.

From time to time, a band comes along with an original, unusual or plain weird name. Who’d have thought The Grateful Dead, The Kinks, The Mindbenders, Moby Grape, Limp Bizkit, A Flock of Seagulls or The Electric Prunes would take off? Other out of the ordinary, left field names, like Large Marge and the Tell ‘Em I Sent Ya’s or Dead Ant Farm are known by fans alone.

Actual places have become common inspiration for band names: Alabama, Boston, Chicago, Europe, Asia, Bay City Rollers; while locality inspiration struck E Street Band, Kansas, Sugarhill Gang, and Backstreet Boys. However, it’s what inspires songs that is really revealing of the zeitgeist and the ambient culture.

New York New York, Oklahoma, Chicago, South Pacific, Miss Saigon, for example, are mainstream song titles named from places that have become part of the cultural fabric through being immortalised in musicals. But there are equally musical sub-genres of songs named after numbers, names or a host of other topics.

Songs Named After Places

UK’s The Guardian published a top ten list, including Europe Endless (Kraftwerk); Zoo Station by U2 about Berlin; Back in the USSR by The Beatles; Warsaw (Joy Division); Strasbourg from The Rakes; Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel; Weekend a Rome by Etienne Daha and Amsterdam by Scott Walker.

There was White Car in Germany by The Associates, while Paris appeared in Count Basie’s April in Paris, John Cale’s Paris 1919 and Joni Mitchell’s Free Man in Paris. Massachusetts inspired the Bee Gees, Waterloo did it for The Kinks (Waterloo Sunset) and Abba (Eurovison winner Waterloo). The Animals promised Gonna Send You Back to Walker, Richard Harris waxed lyrical about MacArthur Park; The Monkees caught the Last Train to Clarksville and Pleasant Valley Sunday and Gene Pitney was Twenty Four Hours From Tulsa.

Songs Named After Names

Girls names as song inspiration are many. The Beach Boys did Help Me, Rhonda, Barbara Ann and Caroline, No. The Beatles used Michelle, Eleanor Rigby, Dear Prudence, Julia, Sexy Sadie, Polythene Pam, Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds, Lady Madonna, Martha My Dear while John Lennon did Oh Yoko.

Leonard Cohen took three: Suzanne, So Long Marianne, Seems So Long, Nancy; while Bob Dylan used Sara, Corrina, Corrina, Maggie’s Farm, Queen Jane Approximately, Absolutely Sweet Marie, Lily, Rosemary and the Jack of Hearts, Isis, and with The Band, Katie’s Been Gone and Bessie Smith.

There have also been Kelly Watch The Stars (Air); O Maria and Debra (Beck); Deborah (T Rex); Lucy in Disguise With Glasses (John Fred and His Playboy Band); Yuko & Hiro (Blur); Isobel (Bjork); Alison, Veronica, (Elvis Costello); Charlotte Sometimes (The Cure); The Thoughts of Mary Jane (Nick Drake); Me-Jane, Angelene, My Beautiful Leah, A Perfect Day Elise, Catherine (PJ Harvey); Lola (The Kinks); Roxanne (Police); Cecilia and Kathy’s Song (Simon and Garfunkel).

The Pixies used Velouria, Allison, Havalina and Ana; Outkast did Rosa Parks and Toilet Tisha; Gloria was with Van Morrison’s Them and Patti Smith who also used Kimberly. For Martha, Annie Dog, Daphne Descends, Ava Adore, To Sheila, Lily My One and Only, Thru the Eyes of Ruby and Luna was material exploited by Smashing Pumpkins. Pictures of Lily also inspired The Who and Lily the Pink, Scaffold. Nirvana used Molly’s Lips, and Frances Farmer Will Have Her Revenge on Seattle, girl’s name and place.

Velvet Underground produced Stephanie Says, Candy Says, Lisa Says and Sweet Jane; White Stripes, Now Mary; Kiss, Beth, and Guns N Roses, My Michelle. The Everly Brothers sang about Claudette, Poor Jenny, Take a Message to Mary, Lucille. Elvis Presley sang Marie’s The Name, The Righteous Brothers Fanny Mae and Jimi Hendrix, The Wind Cries Mary.

Male names are almost as popular. To take just three from A-C, to illustrate how widely different the material is: Abraham, Martin and John (Dion), Adam Raised a Cain (Springsteen), Arnold Layne (Pink Floyd), Bad Bad Leroy Brown (Jim Croce), Ben (Michael Jackson), Bye Bye Johnny (Chuck Berry), Charlie Brown (The Coasters), Captain Jack (Billy Joe)l and Cousin Kevin (The Who). Johnny Cash got A Boy Named Sue.

Songs About Numbers

There are probably around 500 songs with numbers in the titles. Again, to select a taster sample: 123, (Len Barry), 100 Percent (Sonic Youth), 1000 Years (The Coral), 19-2000 (Gorillaz), 1984 (David Bowie), 2 Becomes 1 (Spice Girls), 2000 Light Years from Home (Rolling Stones), 25 Minutes to Go (Johnny Cash), 3 (Britney Spears), 3 Words (Cheryl Cole), 4 Minutes (Madonna), 42 (Coldplay), 48 Crash (Suzi Quatro), 505 (Arctic Monkeys), 6 of 1 Thing (Craig David), 7 Rooms of Gloom (Four Tops), 80 (Green Day), 9 to 5 (Dolly Parton) and 98.6 (Keith).

Slight variations on numerical theme include: Billion Dollar Babies (Alice Cooper), Cloud 9 (Temptations), Eight Days a Week (Beatles), Eight Miles High (Byrds), Five to One (The Doors), Gimme Three Steps (Leonard Skynyrd), Highway 61 Revisited (Bob Dylan), In the Year 2525 (Zager and Evans), Million Dollar Bill (Whitney Houston), Rocket 88 (Ike Turner) and She’s Turning 50 Today (Reba McEntire).

There are nearly 400 movies named after songs, not songs written especially for movies, but existing song titles appropriated by moviemakers. They include The Sorcerer’s Apprentice (Paul Dukas), Domino (Van Morrison), Xanadu (Rush), Coming Apart (Tom Verlain), Death of a Salesman (Steve Goodman), Love Story (Randy Newman), Between the Lines (Janis Ian), Rocky (Austin Roberts), The Morning After (Maureen McGovern), Point Blank, Badlands and Atlantic City (Springsteen), Happiness Runs, Season of the Witch and Universal Soldier (Donovan), How Sweet It Is (Marvin Gaye), American Psycho (The Misfits), Harper Valley PTA (Jeannie C. Riley) and California Dreaming (Mamas and Papas).

There are categories of songs named after colours, food, clothing; bands named after other people’s songs; bands named after movies; movies about movies. And so it all goes on, in a never ending merry-go-round of things inspiring other things, but all of them, great reminders of the priceless cultural, musical, film heritage we have in this age.

First published on Suite 101, 9 October 2010.

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